I wrote this entirely by hand. What makes it read like AI?

Ignore it. You have written a nice, pocket-size post - easily consumable within a minute. OC is just being a jerk, perhaps they are dyslexic or have problems with focus and concentration. Good post, interesting easter egg, thanks for going through the effort of writing and publishing it.

hell yeah. get his ass

Of all the comments the post received, this one meant the most to me. Thank you.

Yes: https://github.com/npm/pacote/blob/bf1f60f58bb61f053262f5472...

Helmet author here. This is a similar project, but not the same.

Helmet covers HTTP response headers, and that's it. This project seems to have a wider scope, covering things like auth and error handling.

Your last comments were 10 months ago and 10 years ago. A rare occurence. HN at its finest

Another deletion service I like that the article didn't list: <https://www.kanary.com/>

The first thing that came to my mind when I saw this: hash collisions. Could problems arise from two keywords that hit the same domain?

Really cool idea, though.

If you find a hash collision, let us know. As security people, we'd be very, very concerned if you can find even one collision or even engineer a collision in SHA1 or especially SHA256.

With SHA1 the chances of that happening are so close to zero that you'd have to create trillions of keywords before you even approach a minuscule chance of hitting a collision.

One of my favorite analogies for SHA collisions: http://stackoverflow.com/a/4014407/690258