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On the one hand, do want. On the other hand, if I remember correctly the only people that survived the Endor speeder bike chase were Jedi. On the other other hand, maybe this would finally fix the "drunk driving" problem, one way or another.


Bad places to use a speeder bike:

1. In a dense forest

Good places to use a speeder bike:

1. Most other places

The Empire was not big on picking the right tool for the right job.


Using a speeder bike in a forest is fine if you drive at a safe and comfortable speed. It's when chasing jedi that things go sour.


It's been a while since I've seen RotJ, but I believe an Ewok survived his ride, too.


It is well known that some Tagalog (language of the Philippines) was spoken by the Ewoks. No doubt the surviving Ewok was familiar with Manila traffic...


It's a damn shame all the Ewoks perished after the Death Star explosion poisoned their planet.


Depends how you define "shame".


That reminds me of one my favorite moments in all of the video games I have played: the deeply satisfying noise Ewoks made when you shot them in Star Wars Battlefront II.


Were you hoping for it to happen before?


You will have to become a Jedi.




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